Thursday, September 27, 2007

Instant Message Between the Bro's.

The following is a actual text message between the two brothers that work in our office. Only the Names have been edited.

[16:06] DaDev: are you just coming here then we go to the gym?
[16:06] *** Auto-response sent to DaDev: I am currently away from the computer.
[16:06] DaDev: jerktown
[16:11] DoubleD: I am currently away from my computer eat lead
[16:11] DaDev: I'm currently kickin your trash so I can't respond at this time
[16:12] DoubleD: I can come to the place of stuff if you want
[16:12] DaDev: fine pansy
[16:16] DaDev: actually how about you go work out your abs today and then we'll work out tommorow
[16:17] DaDev: braxton just called and wants me to go to ping pong club
[16:17] DoubleD: sorry DaDev you don't have enough integrity points to be my brother any more
[16:17] DoubleD: if you could file your forms again maybe someday in the future we'll reconsider your brothership
[16:18] DaDev: dang it I thought I had a few to spare from feeling bad about the holocaust
[16:18] DoubleD: yeah but we found out you're a nazi so that kinda cancels those out
[16:19] DoubleD: you probabaly just felt bad cause it didn't kill enough people
[16:19] DaDev: hey feeling bad is feeling bad
[16:19] DoubleD: yeah messed up moral standards like that aren't getting ya anywhere
[16:20] DaDev: hey morals are morals okay
[16:21] DaDev: you sitting pretty like you are with all your I'm a nice guy intregrity points from being on time and being a good friend
[16:22] DoubleD: you failed to mention I just purchased the complete works of william shakespear last week
[16:23] DaDev: yeah that's more like culture points than intregrity points
[16:23] DoubleD: so they're like gold and silver, they're both worth good stuff
[16:24] DaDev: you know what your show has been cancelled I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go
[16:25] DoubleD: not the DoubleDbonanza show. what will I do with all the ninja clowns?
[16:26] DaDev: I don't know maybe you should start a side-show of entertaining assassins called pop pop slash slash
[16:26] DoubleD: I was thinking "so you think you can kill?"
[16:27] DaDev: yeah maybe or "so you want to be a psycho killer clown"
[16:27] DoubleD: I'll call the network about that one
[16:28] DoubleD: I hope you get ponged or something
[16:28] DaDev: actually it's not till 7 I could workout a bit but I wouldn't run or sauna with you
[16:29] DoubleD: if you like but I don't need your pity crunches
[16:30] DaDev: just come here when you're done with work and I'll show you!!!
[16:31] DoubleD: that a threat huh? pillow abs!!
[16:32] DaDev: my abs are like the great wall of china keeping out hundreds of mongolian invaders
[16:32] DoubleD: newsflash thousands of hun horseriders are invading your village... DaDev's abs: not enough!
[16:34] DaDev: newsflash that newsflash was a hypothetical 1 week made for tv movie that never happened

Enjoy

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

I Like your Face.

Ugh, offices are creepy at night, you know that? Anyways... Hi readers. I like your faces. Every single one of them. And... being a starving student in college with a part time job and a web comic is incredibly stressful and does horrible, terrible things to one's back. And taste in music. Sort of. FREEBIRD.

In other unrelated news, the site is constantly under construction, considering we do the web for a living. So expect to see the site constantly becoming more and more streamlined over time. You know, things like shinier buttons. Everyone likes shiny buttons. I like shiny buttons.

Also, finally picked up the Lego Starwars series for the PS2. Being a starwars fan (and a Darth Vader fangirl) I must say it was definately worth the buy. Fun to play, though the co-op is garbage, so if you're going to pick it up to play with a friend, you'd be better off taking turns than trying to play together on the same screen. The camera's a little broken as well, but all in all a very solid title for the casual gamer in my opinion.

Holy Garbage, Zelda: Twilight Princess for the Wii is a hard game to get into. I'm sure once you get into it it's amazing, but I just... I can't bring myself to get far enough in the game to become that attached to it. Regardless... Anyways.

Rereading Demian right now. Fantastic book. See also: Schopenhauer's Telescope. See Also: Hey Nostradamus!. See also: Diary. See also the fact that my apartment building's office lost one of my packages with a book I ordered as a gift. I'm not particularly happy about that.

Anyways, looking for more readership, so keep whoring us out. We'll try and work our way towards a regular schedule.

THE NEXUS LORD IS BACK. Which means my nosebleeds are back as well. Stink. But anyways, give him love. Lots of it. And... email me! Tell me I'm crazy, that this is amazing, that you hate it, I don't care. I'd just like to hear from you. ^^

Stay chill guys!

~Alisa alisa@thediceworld.com

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

I'm a better pirate.

So I've tried starting this blog over a dozen times, each time saying something even worse than the last. I feel like one of those guys getting ready to pick up beautiful women in the movies and they're practicing their pickup lines in the mirror and each time getting more and more frustrated. So here I am. I'm the artist of this little shindig, and I suppose you could say, the orchestrator of this chaos. When we say we don't make this crap up, we weren't kidding. There are six of us in our office. Five guys and... me. If you haven't realized, yes, I'm the only female in the office. For now. There might be competition? Who knows. What I DO know is that if anyone asks, I'm a better pirate than Jeremy. BETTER THAN HIM.

There is no other place in the world like our office. We're like... an island of insanity in this sea of cubicles and conformity. We really do these things, we really say these things to each other. Granted, yes, we're exaggerating a good deal of these things slightly, but really, only slightly. The reason for the name Dice World... Well. That will come with time. For now we're just trying to let you guys get to know us. *huggles plushie of self* OH! And don't be shy! I'd ADORE to hear from you guys!